i’m so ready to do a backflip off a springboard and just dive RIGHT outta this mortal coil. bye i hate!!!! everything actually but mostly school at the moment.
also my chest hurts??
all i wanna do is sleep!!! i just wanna sleep but i have an english sac tomorrow that I’m not prepared for…please…punch me…not in the face bc that’s the money maker. maybe like my knee caps so i can’t walk to class or somethin
In which Broad City's Ilana Glazer talks to the food in her fridge about life, death, and what lies beyond.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails