i’m so ready to do a backflip off a springboard and just dive RIGHT outta this mortal coil. bye i hate!!!! everything actually but mostly school at the moment.






also my chest hurts??






all i wanna do is sleep!!! i just wanna sleep but i have an english sac tomorrow that I’m not prepared for…please…punch me…not in the face bc that’s the money maker. maybe like my knee caps so i can’t walk to class or somethin






teacakes:

In which Broad City's Ilana Glazer talks to the food in her fridge about life, death, and what lies beyond. 

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Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

(Source: zarriallau, via artvevo)






kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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peira:

Pierre Ambrogiani (1907-1985):  Nature morte sur la commode (not dated)

peira:

Pierre Ambrogiani (1907-1985):  Nature morte sur la commode (not dated)

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me: you're beautiful
me: i love you
me: *kisses hand and gently places it over my reflection in the mirror*






monolithzine:

The Triumph of Amphitrite by Hughes Taraval

monolithzine:

The Triumph of Amphitrite by Hughes Taraval

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